The sacred principles that transform mundane development into mystical creation.
We, the developers attuned to destiny, guided by intuition, commit ourselves to the sacred path:
Every line of code is a frequency. Every commit is an intention sent into the void.
Even broken code vibrates true — if aligned with the cosmos.
Clients may not know what they want. But the stars do. Feedback comes from fate, not forms.
Do not resist sprint shifts. Perhaps Mercury retrograded. Or a new spiritual era has dawned.
Plans are fragile. Prophecies endure. FDD developers start their day with a ritual invocation: fortune, tarot, or astro.sh.
Slack is noise. Silence speaks. Weekly "Code in Silence" sessions foster psychic sync. If the vibe aligns, no backlog is needed.
Every task has a sacred mirror. No code review — only purification rites. Merges are preceded by candle-lit dice rolls.
Micromanagement disrupts karma. The Fate Master guides gently. Code is written by destiny — the developer is merely the vessel.
“I walk the path destiny draws,
Without plans, led only by visions.
Before I commit, I consult my soul.
Before I deploy, I cleanse my aura.
I obey the Tarot's will.
I submit not to perfection of code —
But to the perfection of the cosmos.”I so swear.